Fire Schorr!

“He’s untrustworthy in the CNMI,” said Senator Pete P. Reyes. “We don’t trust him. The Legislature doesn’t trust him and I personally don’t trust him.”

Senator Reyes was, of course referring to Jeff Schorr, the CNMI Field Rep. for the Interior’s Office of Insular Affairs.

At long last, Mr. Schorr has finally lost every vestige of credibility he may have once possessed. With the recent Don Young revelations, Schorr has been exposed as a highly partisan political operator. He has proven himself to be a shameless sycophant of the worst elements of the Democratic Party in the United States.

Jeff Schorr apparently conspired with both Al Stayman and David North. He reportedly conspired to destroy the CNMI’s reputation and thereby rob us of our local self-government.

Schorr clearly had no interest in carrying out the Interior Department’s original mandate of assisting our islands toward greater prosperity and self-sufficiency. Instead, Schorr aggressively sought to discredit and disable us politically. He also sought to cripple our economy by pushing a radical, undemocratic federal takeover agenda that would deprive our economy of foreign workers and hit local businesses with an unsustainable minimum wage. Schorr’s primary concern was apparently to please his malicious bosses at our expense.

In so doing, Jeff Schorr may have violated the Hatch Act. For the Hatch Act expressly forbids federal workers from abusing public resources to actively promote highly partisan political campaigns. Schorr apparently ignored this law.

The word is out on Mr. Schorr. From the Don Young disclosures, we finally have compelling confirmation as to the extent of Schorr’s covert partisan activities.

Schorr is ostensibly a kind of spy. He collects confidential information, memos and the like, and then passes them on to his bosses in Washington, D. C. His bosses, in turn, collaborate with our most vicious detractors–labor unions, protectionists, liberal Democrats and the like–in a crusade to totally discredit our natural longing to preserve our economic and political freedoms.

Perhaps local leaders will now–finally, at long last–feel completely free to stop inviting Jeff Schorr to many of our public functions and community events. Schorr has already enjoyed our hospitality for far too long. It is time to completely ignore him until a suitable replacement can be found.
Saipan, with its many beautiful young Chinese ladies, has been very good to Jeff Schorr. But Jeff Schorr has certainly not been good to Saipan.