Resource poor Northern Marianas

The confluence of economic assaults by the Asian Crisis and instability fanned by the proposed federal takeover of the NMI have definitely tainted and derailed the image of these isles from the prospects of lasting investments.

We watch with helplessness as prospective investors head elsewhere because they do not wish to have anything to do with the near flawless agenda jointly drawn-up by Interior’s OIA and the White House fronting for the U.S. Textile Labor Unions.

We’re not sure we could see the ripple effects of Japan’s and Asia’s recovery efforts in the near future. We waited helplessly for OIA to assist us muddle through these difficult times, but it seems it simply relished the notion of total economic meltdown for it will eccelerate its agenda of a federal takeover.

Yes, the masters of ruination have in fact left a smeared image of these islands in the eyes of global investors by planting the seed of instability. How sad that these evil geniuses have simply failed to cover their tracks convinced that their agenda would pan-out without detection. How sad too that in their haste to exit the jungle of filth and covert political activities, they disturbed the birds in the forest who started flying and crying wildly in the wee hours of the morning when they should be resting.

The probe into alleged overt political activities of the “we few” architects of Marianas Ruination has descended upon the scandal-ridden Clinton Administration. The irony in this controversy is in the conflicting pronouncement on the part of our Commander-In-Chief to ensure that the “economic good times” doesn’t “leave anybody behind.” His evil architects, however, have purposely ensured exclusion of the NMI from such policy.

We also stood by the roadside quizzing hopelessly when would the policy of “economic good times” descend upon these isles. Through the strange workings of Divine Providence, we discovered how grandly the evil geniuses of Marianas Ruination (Allen Stayman and Jeffrey Farrow) have colluded to mislead President Clinton’s policy so that unequal application of federal law is perpetuated in favor of their insidious agenda.

From the outset, we sensed that something has gone afoul in that while President Clinton trumpets bringing prosperity to every corner of the American Community, a discordant note resonated strangely underneath the current that eventually lands on our tiny shores. Yes, the evil architects of derailing the democratic process have ruined our precious image. And it is for this reason that our titular head must strongly take Farrow, North and Stayman to task for they’ve done nothing but erode both our confidence in what our mother country stands for and the prospects of luring lasting investments (wealth creation) to these isles.

We pray that the ongoing investigation takes the evil architects of purposeful ruination to the full length and letter of the law. After all, nobody is above the law! God Bless America!