Red Caesarism GOP schism

A MAGA Moneymaker Medley

I’m detested by intelligent men and women

I’m in denial, unfazed by their deep derision

Insulting, projecting, spouting violent rhetoric

I lie saying my campaign fund is meteoric

I’m the best ever liar you can’t deny that

Disregard my convictions, impeachments, fat

I brag and bluster admiring Putin’s iron glove

I’m proud, self-anointed king of demagogic love

Now a martyr and a hero “I’m your retribution”

I’m your right-wing savior “only I can do it”

Buy my Bibles and shoes make a contribution

Gotta pay lawyers keep that money comin in

‘Suckers and losers’ with your help I’ll win

Your dollars help me advance with J.D. Vance.

Joey aka “Pepe Batbon” Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.