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Phoney Baloney Island of the Mind

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Rough seas ahead for Year 2, Trumpty burned spaghetti, all due respect to Lawrence Ferlinghetti
 
The 2016 electoral college held after the popular vote
began a phoney island of the mind, a national shame
and a billionaire narcissist with more power was smote
with a wand of unreality not new to the reality TV star
Tweets are issued forth from every WH ‘dump’ room
from early in the morning hours into the evening gloom
as Cabinet officials get fired, indicted, fall and flip info
about a ruble rich increasingly restricted irrational realm
so Tweety D. gets his hair dyed and pressed to the side
and readies himself for Year Two fumbling at the helm
he besmirched the able director of and the rest of the FBI
Congressmen drop out left and right to escape Tweety’s net
the ‘lying media’ laughs at the scandals and sometimes cries
Tweety shouts, “believe me believe me!” he’s not done yet.
 
Wash. D.C. Comic and Tragic Predictions 2018

Who really cares about all those political predictions
as DJT continues his shameful autocratic predilections
There will be a new best selling non-alcoholic beer called
‘Lying Meadia’ its slogan is,“You can’t get drunk here”
The distinct possibility of hypocritical hypotheticals
Roy Moore will form a church for pedophile evangelicals
Trump 2020 campaign sends doctored footage to media
showing huge inauguration crowds in a video encyclopedia
Donald Jr. forms a legal Russian immigrant soccer team
the‘Russian Bear Rubles’mascot sells ‘45’vodka ice cream
Tweety will continue tweeting nonsense as he sees fit
a demagogic narcissistic bull preaching in a Wall St. pulpit
More true predictions to come soon after they take place
they are the only way my prognostications can save face.

JOEY 'PEPE BATBON' CONNOLLY

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