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T.O.A.S.T.: Tasting Oranges And Salmon Together

The following poems were in the Saipan Tribune during Thanksgiving week in 2017. Before we say grace for just a few minutes, let us contemplate world hunger and think about what we can do to help. After all, “We Are the World.”   A Thanksgiving Breath Before Death  My senior...
Posted On Nov 28 2019 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly, Special to the Saipan Tribune

T.O.A.S.T.: Torpid Old-Age Senior Tales

I read one time that fart and scatological humor was the lowest form of comedy and humor. Don’t you have to start someplace? Why not start with a fart? The following is true. Benjamin Franklin, who is known to have said, “Fart Freely” in his famous book, Poor Richard’s Almana,...
Posted On Nov 15 2019 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

On wise men, mob talk, and money monsters

Where Wise Men Should Seldom Tread “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” —Alexander Pope   A fool and his thoughtless tweets are soon parted sending them off half cocked with poor grammar yes it was his brain silent but deadly that farted yes for angry rants his dwindling...
Posted On Nov 08 2019 06:00
, By Joey ' Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

The Making of an American Ingrate

First you have to dangle some Ukrainian bait figure out some new conspiracy fears to create set an impossible to reach achievement date imply this campaign scam is inescapable fate let some billionaire bully boys out of the gate obstruct all Congressional steps to investigate...
Posted On Oct 09 2019 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon] Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)
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