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Trumpty Dumpty Tweeter Tales

“Kick him out of office! He’s a greedy boy!” —Excerpt from an anonymous samba written in Brazilian and translated by Elizabeth Bishop in 1965. Senators Samba and House Members Mambo In Washington D.C. where politicians and lawyers fight and are sometimes paid for not doing any...
Posted On Jan 21 2020 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

Four of a Kind

“No one knows why he advances as well as he does or could expect that laughable croak to work in so many circumstances.” —from a short poem by Kay Ryan, US poet laureate, 2008 – 2010 By the time you read this, I will be in a snow-covered Buddhist monastery in the mountains of...
Posted On Dec 11 2019 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

T.O.A.S.T.: Torpid Old-Age Senior Tales

I read one time that fart and scatological humor was the lowest form of comedy and humor. Don’t you have to start someplace? Why not start with a fart? The following is true. Benjamin Franklin, who is known to have said, “Fart Freely” in his famous book, Poor Richard’s Almana,...
Posted On Nov 15 2019 06:00
, By Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

On wise men, mob talk, and money monsters

Where Wise Men Should Seldom Tread “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” —Alexander Pope   A fool and his thoughtless tweets are soon parted sending them off half cocked with poor grammar yes it was his brain silent but deadly that farted yes for angry rants his dwindling...
Posted On Nov 08 2019 06:00
, By Joey ' Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)
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