45’s Twitter Tales Trilogy


45’s First Anniversary Anthem
A freestyle rap in rhyme on our political clime

One year in place, his head in outer space,
alternate facts, strategic distracts, missing
the facts, integrity lacks, crazy to the max
as he continues constant twit full tweeting
our nation misplaced, disgraced, and bleeding
the world looks on in awe and askance
at his clumsy most unpresidential dance
while US citizens hope this is his last waltz
he flip flops on issues, thrives on the false
can America handle another three years
will the three generals help him shift gears
as Bob Dylan sang, “ to each his own its all
unknown when dogs run free.” we’ll see
let us hope and pray for our democracy

45’s Mouthful of Countries
His mouth found full of personal bull
not including ‘Normay’ or ‘Nambia’

Your jaws clenched like a pit bull
you call entire countries ‘s***hole’
yet you have swallowed a mouthful
hey there Mr. bigly blonde liar boy
with over two thousand lies told
since inauguration less than a year
Brightfart now rots out in the cold
Bannon’s frowning from ear to ear
you summarily reject the DACA plan
prefer tweeting from your golf course
your rant anti Haitian and African
meeting many in a futile effort to stop
democracy’s historic freedom source
and from your personal bigly s***hole
we notice your mouth completely full.

‘Twas the Night Before 45’s Inauguration

‘Twas the night before 45’s inauguration anniversary
and all through the WH, which Trump called a ‘dump’
there were TV’s turned on but not a cretin was stirring
not even the 45th President of the US Donald J Trump
stocks were up; a flawed tax bill got passed finally
it gave billionaires a big break, 45 so happy to see he
bought shares in Brightfart’s Wall Construction Company
and what to our wandering surveillance cameras did appear
but Special Counsel Meuller’s rep showing absolutely no fear
for testimony, subpoenas, and  indictments he commanded
just as DJT’s helicopter on the WH grounds had landed
and the Special Counsel’s rep said as he walked out of sight
have no fear America there are many more we will indict
this tale leaked by (Russian word for ‘little mouse’) Myshka
smuggled into the US after a Russian trip by Jared and Ivanka


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