AI Rumors of Boomer Humor

AI Course: Knotoo Swift, One Oh Won

Taylor Swift named Time magazine Person of the Year

she’s reissuing old albums and bringing in some new

media proclaims ‘2023 Taylor Swift’s Year’ is here

there seems to be nothing that Taylor Swift can’t do.

Harvard University will offer a course on Taylor Swift

it will be on singing and songwriting by the superstar

I offer a course parody about her, now don’t get miffed

it is free, take it at home, on your phone, or in your car.

My parody course hero is Knotoo Swift, not too swift

you learn about an AI Swift entertainer and lookalike

robot that follows money, moves, and mock songs too

it performs worldwide in stadiums and on a bike trike.

It is an AI attempt to poke fun and mimic Taylor Swift

its humor and pitfalls may give T.S fans a comic lift.

My AI and Why It Is Going Fast

So about my AI I have begun to wonder why

my AI initials stand for Aging Intelligence

here’s a senescent report on it, I’ll give it a try

my doggerel thanks you for your indulgence.

So what about a senior’s intelligence as it ages

as their neural synapses slow their connections

and senile dementia onset sneaks up in stages

recalling some memories experiences rejection.

Arthritis neck to toe and spinal degeneration

body resistance to pills and needle injection

combinations of these for the senior generation

as our memories become a murky reflection.

Growing old and forgetting contains unpleasance

all a part of our aging intelligence senescence.