The Crippled Curves of *Trumpery Time


“Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.”
—Joseph Stalin, d. 03/05/1953.
Moments of calm before tweeting about the Bomb
Seconds tick by filled with dreck from Tweety guy
Minutes of meetings no attention paid while tweeting
Hours of agony WH staff explains off-the-cuff stuff
Noon lunch break four diet sodas bag of cheese puffs
Days of disaster rats abandon ship faster and faster
Weekends on the golf course putt putt 45 getting worse
Weeks of wrath Mueller indicts & subpoenas do the math
Months of misery for the nation, truth becomes mystery
New Years eve in the land of the free, sad night ‹believe me›
Years of pain from incompetent judges insane to complain
Decades of despair from promises that lead to nowhere
Half a century appears grandchildren pay our deficit arrears
Turn back the clock! End our *trumpery tweeter shock.

The word ‘trumpery’ means worthless nonsense.
A Sad and Mad Tweeting Cad

You’re just so obstinate ornery and mean
sometimes those insults get ugly and obscene
you’ve lied so much you don’t know what’s true
can’t stand it when someone’s critical of you.

As you were busy tweeting about being ‘sad’
thinking people knew you were raving mad
eventually your arrogant heart takes notice
the country is ‘sad’ about the 45th POTUS.

Your latest is sitting with arms tightly folded
like a childhood bully who has just been scolded
and then never opening your daily intel packet
looks like you can’t get out of a straight jacket.

Try to focus on our nations serious problems first
before giving in to your next tweet tantrum burst.

Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

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