More bigly lies


Bigly Lies Big Tweets Gone to 45’s Head
 “Truth is the trial itself, and needs no other touch: and purer than the purest gold, refine it ne’er so much.”
—Ben Jonson (1572-1637)
Bigly problems complaining about draining the DC swamp
bigly lies like swamp quicksand and water you can’t drink
he could benefit with common sense from Forrest Gump
more lies give him less wiggle room and the deeper he sinks
45’s bigly tweets get longer and longer and wronger every day
many have absolutely nothing to do with the national situation
about personal problems he keeps repeating what he has to say
blabbing insults on a daily basis ruining the POTUS’ reputation
his favorite targets are great American democratic institutions
constantly insulting the administration of the FBI and the DOJ
meanwhile makes hidden restitution to porn stars and prostitution
hypocritically bows his head with others on National Prayer Day
more bigly lies and more bigly tweets have gone to 45’s head.

Anticipating the Time of my Subpoenas
“To leave poor me, thou hast the strength of laws…”
—William Shakespeare, sonnet 49

In anticipating the time of my subpoenas and indictment
when I will frown at the Special Counselor’s questions
when I face my ultimate demise without excitement
as the grand jury or judge heed the laws suggestions
when I’ll be looked upon with scorn by the nation
when my prosecutors succeed and win every argument
my lies uncovered about each and every situation
and finally bear the burden of the systems judgement
I stand before the country while facing the court
guilty of all charged but in denial to the lying media
calling it a hoax, a witch hunt, another fake news report
my tweets about it fill volumes of a cyber encyclopedia
to prove “poor me” guilty you have “the strength of laws”
with more than three thousand lies I follow perfidy’s cause.

Joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly

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