Trumpty Dumpty Tweeter Tales

Antagonistic acrostic schismatics

He’s Been on the Job Too Long

M.istaken identities—benevolent despot; demagogic dictator
O.ffensive photo ops offend major Christian religions
R.emove from office ASAP for all too obvious reasons
E.liminate the negative is not in his presidential tool box

T.orschlusspanik (German) alarmed, anxious his presidency is a flop
H.anisa (Yamana) habits, he takes actions he hardly expects to work
A.gita sufferer, he often has feelings of annoyance and gets upset
N.eeds to be voted out of office this coming November 2020

E.nveloped by enturbation, in a constant disturbed state of mind
N.adryv (Russian) anguish about his self rupturing, splitting part
O.ccasional obtundation, has a reduced level of consciousness
U.nderstands little of and wants less understanding of issues
G.rasping at straws to generate votes from his shrinking base enough? He also votes by mail. Please vote him out.

B.A.S.E.: B.igly A.dmiration S.ociety E.nigma

D.emagoguery damaging to democracy
O.bnoxious offensive oaf, online obstructionist
N.incompoop narcissist well known by all
A.ddlepate, a muddled mind, a contemptible person
L.iar liar, tweets on fire, thousands of lies grow higher
D.umb as mud, thinks with a thud, wifi denier

J.erkball logic, his constitutional knowledge tragic

T.ry and name an American President as bad as him
R.ecent riots in big cities bring out the worst in him
U.S. allies chagrined but not surprised at his composure
M.oscow Mitch, a cheerleader with Senate sycophants
P.ence maintains a pathetic puerile and evangelic stance

4. more years of him is one of our nation’s biggest fears
5. 4, & 3 star generals grimace under respective stars.

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Joey aka Pepe Batbon is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is a sonnet practitioner who enjoys stargazing.

Joey 'Pepe Batbon' (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

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