You’re being duped

In case you don’t realize it, “Jack Schmidt” is a false name (it’s a common euphemism derived from the vulgar expression “You don’t know jack s**t”, and there is no such place as Poontang, Indiana. Poontang is a slang reference (derived from Ilocano) to a woman’s sexual organs or to the act of sexual intercourse. Please don’t publish any more letters from “Jack Schmidt” or anyone else who won’t sign their true name.

Michael A. White, Esq.
The Law Offices of Michael A. White, LLC, Saipan